Dark Topic | Logo Toque

$18.99

DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “Hello?”
JACK: “Hello?”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “Hi, Jack. How can we help you?”
JACK: “Can I get a toque?”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “What happened to the one we gave you?”
JACK: “Who said anything “happened” to it?”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “What I meant was…”
JACK: *starts yelling into the phone* “MY CONTRACT EXPLICITLY SAYS I AM ENTITLED TO TWO TOQUES, AND THAT I CAN CALL WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!” *loud crashing noise* “OUCH! DAMMIT!”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “Jack? Are you OK?”
JACK: *whispers into the phone* “Please, just send a toque. And I’m going to need another patch kit for Kare Bear … stat.”

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DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “Hello?”
JACK: “Hello?”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “Hi, Jack. How can we help you?”
JACK: “Can I get a toque?”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “What happened to the one we gave you?”
JACK: “Who said anything “happened” to it?”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “What I meant was…”
JACK: *starts yelling into the phone* “MY CONTRACT EXPLICITLY SAYS I AM ENTITLED TO TWO TOQUES, AND THAT I CAN CALL WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!” *loud crashing noise* “OUCH! DAMMIT!”
DARK TOPIC CORPORATE: “Jack? Are you OK?”
JACK: *whispers into the phone* “Please, just send a toque. And I’m going to need another patch kit for Kare Bear … stat.”

Additional information

Weight 5 oz
COLOR

BLACK, GREEN

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